01The licencesBoth guarantees · every agreement

Two guarantees. In writing.If we don't deliver, you don't pay.

Both are written into every agreement and signed by both founders. The regulator on the licence is made up. The refund isn't.

Licence OS/0001Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026

Brad or bail.

Rewindazole 100% · turns back the clock

Don't feel like Brad Pitt after shoot day? Bail out and we refund your setup fee in full, no questions asked.

Treats
Fear of looking daft on camera.
Side effects
Unprompted mirror use.

Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up

Licence OS/0002Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026

Close or coast.

Dripfeedine IV · starts at your first deal

You won't pay a retainer or commission until you sign your first deal. We're that confident.

Treats
Paying an agency for nothing.
Side effects
An agency with skin in the game.

Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up

Both guarantees, signed by both founders, in every agreement.
Joe Garbutt · CEO
Jude Cornish · CCO
02The termsPlain English

The small print, made big.

What neither guarantee needs from you

  • A long contractNot required
  • A minimum spend with usNot required
  • A reasonNot required
  • A solicitorNot required

What a shoot day looks like

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03QuestionsAnswered straight

Before you ask.

What installers ask about the guarantees on every call.

Every question →
  • Q01

    Is there a catch?

    Two things sit outside Close or coast. 1. The setup fee, paid once when you sign. It gets you filmed and live, and Brad or bail refunds it if you tell us within one working day of filming that you hate it. 2. Your ad spend, which you pay Meta directly, on your own ad account, never through us.

  • Q02

    What does "no questions asked" mean?

    It means we don't ask. Tell us within one working day of filming that you don't feel like Brad Pitt, and you get a full refund. You don't have to explain.

  • Q03

    How long can I coast?

    Until your second shoot is due to be booked. We aim for your first deal within 30 days of signing, well before then. From that point the retainer applies, deal or not.

  • Q04

    What counts as my first deal?

    A customer who signs with you from our ads, marked sold in your CRM. We see it the moment you mark it, so there's never a debate.

  • Q05

    Do I have to sign a long contract to get these?

    No. Thirty days' notice, and both guarantees are in every agreement from day one.

  • Q06

    Why would you do this?

    Because we'd rather have skin in the game than a retainer for nothing. If we can't get you a sale, we haven't earned a retainer.

  • Q07

    Is there a minimum ad spend?

    Yes, and it goes to Meta, not to us: £2,500 / month for solar, £2,000 / month for windows and doors. Heat pumps and air conditioning: ask on the call. You pay it to Meta directly, on your own ad account.

  • Q08

    What does it cost?

    It's £2,000 + VAT to start, and Brad or bail refunds it if you hate filming day. Ben runs through the rest for your trade and your area on the call.

Is your area still open? A few installers per area.

Five quick questions, then pick a time with Ben. Thirty minutes on where you're losing sales, and what we'd run instead.

£2,000 to start, then nothing until your first deal.

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