Doctor No. 10
Charlotte AllcardCS & Delivery
Softly spoken. Has never needed to raise her voice. Has never needed to ask twice.
Allcard, C.
How it works · five services, one team
Everything between your advert and a signed contract. Done for you.
We film your jobs, run the ads, qualify every enquiry, put your reviews in front of every lead, and feed every sale back to Facebook.
✓£2,000 to start, then nothing until your first deal.
01Where the money leaksFive leaks · five pills
Every leak has a pill.
Follow one homeowner from the scroll to the signed contract. At every step, most installers lose her. Each pill stops one leak.
- 1ScrollLeak 01Homeowners can't tell you apart, so they pick the cheapest.VideographyFilmazepamFour shoots a year on your real jobs, with your fitters and your vans.
- 2ClickLeak 02Cheap leads that never buy, from the same tired ads.Facebook adsMetabolVideo ads on Facebook and Instagram, cut from your own jobs. Fresh creative every week.
- 3EnquireLeak 03Reps quoting people who were never going to buy.FunnelsFiltrazineA quiz qualifies every lead before it reaches your phone. Tyre-kickers fail it.
- 4DecideLeak 04Keen at the quote, gone by the survey.TestimonialsReviewazolReviews, customer videos and proof on every ad, so homeowners believe you before you knock.
- 5LearnLeak 05Facebook doesn't know who bought, so it finds more tyre-kickers.DataDatacillinEvery sale in your CRM fed back to Facebook, so it finds buyers, not clickers.
02What you getAll five, every client
What turns up.
No tiers and no add-ons: every installer gets the lot.
- Four shoot days a year, on your real jobs
- Around thirty video ads from every shoot day, plus the stills
- Fresh ads in rotation every week
- A quiz that qualifies every enquiry before it reaches your phone
- Reviews and customer videos in front of every lead
- Every sale fed back to Facebook, so it finds more buyers
- Your own WhatsApp group with the team, from day one
03Before you sign
From this page to a proposal.
- Now
Book an autopsy
A few questions so we come prepared, then pick a time in the calendar.
- Before the call
Your confirmation
Accept the invite, watch the 3-minute video, know your numbers.
- The call · 30 min
The autopsy
Your installs / month, close rate and what you've tried. We show you what's killing your marketing and what we'd run instead.
- After the call
Your proposal
A page built for your business: your area, your target, real ads and funnels like yours, the guarantees.
- When you're ready
Sign
Monthly rolling, 30 days' notice. Your setup fee, then no retainer until your first deal.
04After you sign
The first month, week by week.
- Day 1
Onboarding call
With your CSM and creative strategist: your CRM, area, jobs and what makes you different. Your WhatsApp group opens.
- Days 2–5
Access and intake
Facebook ad account, CRM connected, intake form, upcoming jobs.
- Before the shoot
Shoot brief
Written for each property and your selling points. You approve it.
- Week 2 at the latest
Shoot day
Five to seven jobs. Video, stills, drone, direction.
- Within 7 days of the shoot
Ads live
You approve every ad. Quiz live, leads into your CRM.
- Weeks 1–2 of live ads
First deal
Sales data starts teaching Facebook who buys.
- Every week
Your CSM's update
The four numbers, in WhatsApp.
05Your team
Who's actually looking after you.
A UK-based team looking after you, with your own customer success manager (CSM) and a backup for when they're off sick or on holiday.
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Ben SimonBusiness Development Manager
Talks more installers out of it than into it. Somehow still hits target.
Simon, B.
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Sam JeffersonCustomer Success
Knows your close rate better than you do. Will tell you.
Jefferson, S.
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Jamie TeatherCustomer Success
Calls if your numbers dip. Calls if they don't. Calls.
Teather, J.
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Imogen OakleyCreative Strategist
Decides what your ads say. Your ads have stopped arguing.
Oakley, I.
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Nourdin LahbibCreative Strategist
Writes forty hooks before breakfast. Keeps three. Mourns none.
Lahbib, N.
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Daniel De JonghMedia Buyer
Moves your budget to whatever's selling before your brew's gone cold.
Jongh, D.
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Francis SorianoMedia Buyer
Treats every pound of your ad spend like a suspect.
Soriano, F.
06Bring
What we need from you.
- Access to your Facebook ad account
- Access to your CRM
- Three or four jobs coming up
- Someone happy to be on camera
In writing
If we don't deliver, you don't pay.
Brad or bail: don't feel like Brad Pitt after shoot day, tell us within one working day for a full refund. Close or coast: no retainer until your first deal, up to your second shoot.
07Patient information leaflet
- Q01
Can I have just one pill?
No. Each one plugs a different leak; on its own, the others still leak.
- Q02
How long until Facebook ads work?
Ads live within 7 days of the filming day. We aim for your first deal within 30 days of signing.
- Q03
Who pays for the ads?
You do, from your own ad account. You set the budget and see every penny.
- Q04
What does it cost?
It's £2,000 + VAT to start. Your ad spend is separate: you pay it to Facebook directly, from your own ad account, so you see every penny. Ben runs through the rest for your trade and your area on the call.
- Q05
Do you sell leads?
No. We run ads in your own Facebook account, so every enquiry is yours alone and never sold to another installer.
- Q06
How long is the contract?
Monthly rolling, 30 days' notice. You keep everything we film.
Is your area still open? A few installers per area.
Five quick questions, then pick a time with Ben. Thirty minutes on where you're losing sales, and what we'd run instead.
✓£2,000 to start, then nothing until your first deal.