Book a free autopsy
The customer email
What is ending, what it means, what you still do.
Clock running · 31 December 2026
ECO4 ends. Here is the antidote.
Funded pipeline going quiet. The kit is the customer email, three angles for private-paying work, and a calendar to the end date. Unlock it on this page.
01How it works
What you do with it. This week, not in January.
Tell customers what is ending. Point the ads at people who will pay. Put the dates in the diary so the pipeline does not fall off a cliff.
- The email
What to send customers
Plain: what is ending, what it means for them, what you can still do.
- Three angles
Private-paying work
Not "free under ECO4". People who will pay.
- The calendar
To 31 December 2026
When to email, when to run the ads, when to stop promising funded work.
02The goods
Inside the kit. Ready the same afternoon.
A customer email you can send. Three ad angles with a hook each. A week-by-week calendar to the end date.
Three ad angles
Private-paying work, not "free under ECO4".
The calendar
To 31 December 2026.
03On film
Installers we run, on the record.
The results as the films themselves state them. Nothing invented for this page.
04The licencesBoth guarantees · every agreement
Two guarantees. In writing.If we don't deliver, you don't pay.
Both are written into every agreement and signed by both founders. The regulator on the licence is made up. The refund isn't.
Licence OS/0001Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026
Brad or bail.
Rewindazole 100% · turns back the clock
Don't feel like Brad Pitt after shoot day? Bail out and we refund your setup fee in full, no questions asked.
- Treats
- Fear of looking daft on camera.
- Side effects
- Unprompted mirror use.
Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up
Licence OS/0002Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026
Close or coast.
Dripfeedine IV · starts at your first deal
You won't pay a retainer or commission until you sign your first deal. We're that confident.
- Treats
- Paying an agency for nothing.
- Side effects
- An agency with skin in the game.
Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up
Both guarantees, signed by both founders, in every agreement.
Joe Garbutt · CEO
Jude Cornish · CCO
05What you walk away with
What you walk away with.
The kit on this page. Then the call, if you want the films and the ads run for you.
The email
Copy, send, done.
Three angles
Hooks you can brief, or we can film.
The 30-min autopsy
Your numbers, where the leads leak, and an honest prescription. If we are not the cure, we say so.
06Patient information leaflet
- Q01
I do not do funded work.
Then you do not need this kit. The VAT kit or the three ads may be the one.
- Q02
Will the angles still work in January?
Private-paying angles do. The deadline hook does not.
- Q03
Do you email me the PDF?
No. It unlocks here. Sending is walled.
07The ask
Your details. Then it unlocks. Then book the 30-min autopsy.
One question at a time. The sample is locked to this page. After your details it opens here — we do not email it — and the calendar is the next step, for everyone.
Question 1 of 4
What do you install?
Pick the main one. It decides which concepts, kit or report we unlock.
Is your area still open? A few installers per area.
Five quick questions, then pick a time with Ben. Thirty minutes on where you're losing sales, and what we'd run instead.
✓£2,000 to start, then nothing until your first deal.