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What sold
UK totals from the live feed, last week.
Weekly · four minutes · free
The lab report. What sold. What did not. Which ads worked.
One short email a week, built from the live feed. UK totals, one ad that is working, one number to check in your own business. Unsubscribe whenever.
01How it works
How it arrives. Then what to do with it.
Your email, nothing else. The lab report lands in your inbox on Mondays.
- Your email
One field
No name, no phone, no sales call unless you book one.
- Monday
The lab report
Four minutes: what sold, one ad that is working, one number to check.
- The call
If you want the full dose
Thirty minutes. Your numbers, not a newsletter.
02The goods
What is in an issue. Never a seven-page roundup.
What sold across the lab last week. One ad that is working, and why. One number to check in your own business. Any deadline news.
One ad that is working
And why, in a paragraph.
One number to check
In your own business, that Monday.
Deadline news
When there is any.
03On film
Installers we run, on the record.
The results as the films themselves state them. Nothing invented for this page.
04The licencesBoth guarantees · every agreement
Two guarantees. In writing.If we don't deliver, you don't pay.
Both are written into every agreement and signed by both founders. The regulator on the licence is made up. The refund isn't.
Licence OS/0001Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026
Brad or bail.
Rewindazole 100% · turns back the clock
Don't feel like Brad Pitt after shoot day? Bail out and we refund your setup fee in full, no questions asked.
- Treats
- Fear of looking daft on camera.
- Side effects
- Unprompted mirror use.
Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up
Licence OS/0002Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026
Close or coast.
Dripfeedine IV · starts at your first deal
You won't pay a retainer or commission until you sign your first deal. We're that confident.
- Treats
- Paying an agency for nothing.
- Side effects
- An agency with skin in the game.
Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up
Both guarantees, signed by both founders, in every agreement.
Joe Garbutt · CEO
Jude Cornish · CCO
05What you walk away with
What you walk away with.
The lab report every Monday, and the autopsy when you want it. The report is the reading. The call is the prescription.
The lab report
Every Monday, four minutes, built from the live feed.
A number to check
One a week, in your own business.
The 30-min autopsy
Your numbers, where the leads leak, and an honest prescription. If we are not the cure, we say so.
06Patient information leaflet
- Q01
What do you need from me?
Your email. That is it.
- Q02
I am too small for a call.
Take the report. The call is there when the fitters can take 20+ / month.
- Q03
Can I unsubscribe?
One click, at the foot of every issue.
07Sign up
Your email. Then Mondays. Here is what lands.
One field. The specimen is what an issue looks like, with this week's live figures in it.
Monday in the lab.
What the weekly reading looks like. Figures below are live, as of this page load. A dash means the feed is down.
- What sold · last 30 days
- £5,629,928 revenue · 448 installs
- Leads in · last 30 days
- 11,874
- Close rate · last 30 days
- 31%
- Mean order
- £13,514
One ad that is working: the walkthrough. A finished job, the engineer talking, no offer in the first three seconds. One number to check this week: what a sold job costs you, not what a lead costs you.
Is your area still open? A few installers per area.
Five quick questions, then pick a time with Ben. Thirty minutes on where you're losing sales, and what we'd run instead.
✓£2,000 to start, then nothing until your first deal.