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Area status
Open, limited, waiting list, or opening next.
The question you actually came with
Is your area still open? Trade by trade. Coarse on purpose.
A few installers per area, not a free-for-all. This report says whether your patch is open, limited, on a waiting list, or opening next. Built from public data, so no client is exposed.
01How it works
How the report is built. And what it will never show.
Status stays coarse: open, limited places, waiting list, opening next. A count of our clients in the area would get uncomfortably close to identifying them.
- Public MCS counts
Local installs, last 12 months
For MCS trades, from the public dashboard, attributed.
- Meta Ad Library
How many are advertising
A count of ads in the area, not names.
- UK-wide seasonality
When it sells
From the live figures, never per area from our data.
- Never
A client's numbers
No sales, no area-level figure from us, no "two places taken" that points at someone.
02The goods
What you get on this page. Then your area’s status.
The method, in writing. Then book the autopsy, and we bring your area’s coarse status to the call.
Public demand
MCS installs and ads in the area, as counts.
Seasonality
When the trade sells, UK-wide.
Never a client
No sales, no names, no count of our installers.
03On film
Installers we run, on the record.
The results as the films themselves state them. Nothing invented for this page.
04The licencesBoth guarantees · every agreement
Two guarantees. In writing.If we don't deliver, you don't pay.
Both are written into every agreement and signed by both founders. The regulator on the licence is made up. The refund isn't.
Licence OS/0001Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026
Brad or bail.
Rewindazole 100% · turns back the clock
Don't feel like Brad Pitt after shoot day? Bail out and we refund your setup fee in full, no questions asked.
- Treats
- Fear of looking daft on camera.
- Side effects
- Unprompted mirror use.
Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up
Licence OS/0002Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026
Close or coast.
Dripfeedine IV · starts at your first deal
You won't pay a retainer or commission until you sign your first deal. We're that confident.
- Treats
- Paying an agency for nothing.
- Side effects
- An agency with skin in the game.
Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up
Both guarantees, signed by both founders, in every agreement.
Joe Garbutt · CEO
Jude Cornish · CCO
05What you walk away with
What you walk away with.
The method, your area’s status, and the autopsy.
The method
What the report covers, and what it will never show.
Your area’s status
Open, limited places, waiting list or opening next, on the call.
The 30-min autopsy
Your numbers, where the leads leak, and an honest prescription. If we are not the cure, we say so.
06Patient information leaflet
- Q01
Will you tell me who else is in my area?
No. Status is coarse so we cannot.
- Q02
Heat pumps?
A waiting list is a state of the same report. You hear first when it opens.
07The ask
Your details. Then it unlocks. Then book the 30-min autopsy.
One question at a time. The sample is locked to this page. After your details it opens here — we do not email it — and the calendar is the next step, for everyone.
Question 1 of 5
What do you install?
Pick the main one. It decides which concepts, kit or report we unlock.
Is your area still open? A few installers per area.
Five quick questions, then pick a time with Ben. Thirty minutes on where you're losing sales, and what we'd run instead.
✓£2,000 to start, then nothing until your first deal.