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The quote clause
When VAT is calculated, and what happens after the change.
Clock running · 31 March 2027
0% VAT ends. Put the clause in the quote today.
The rate-change clause for your quotes, a customer email that explains the deadline without scaremongering, and three ad angles that use the date honestly.
01How it works
What the kit stops. Quotes that go out of date in March.
If the tax point sits after the change, the customer pays 5%. The clause says so. The email says so. The ads say so, without pretending the work is free until midnight.
- The clause
In the quote
When VAT is calculated, and what happens if they sign after the change.
- The email
To everyone already quoted
The date, the rate, what to do. No countdown-timer theatrics.
- Three angles
Deadline, without cowboy energy
The date is a fact. The work is still the work.
02The goods
Inside the kit. Paste, send, brief.
A rate-change clause. A customer email. Three ad angles. A calendar to 31 March 2027.
The customer email
The date, the rate, what to do.
Three ad angles
The date is a fact. The work is still the work.
03On film
Installers we run, on the record.
The results as the films themselves state them. Nothing invented for this page.
04The licencesBoth guarantees · every agreement
Two guarantees. In writing.If we don't deliver, you don't pay.
Both are written into every agreement and signed by both founders. The regulator on the licence is made up. The refund isn't.
Licence OS/0001Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026
Brad or bail.
Rewindazole 100% · turns back the clock
Don't feel like Brad Pitt after shoot day? Bail out and we refund your setup fee in full, no questions asked.
- Treats
- Fear of looking daft on camera.
- Side effects
- Unprompted mirror use.
Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up
Licence OS/0002Approved for installers
ApprovedJuly 2026
Close or coast.
Dripfeedine IV · starts at your first deal
You won't pay a retainer or commission until you sign your first deal. We're that confident.
- Treats
- Paying an agency for nothing.
- Side effects
- An agency with skin in the game.
Installer Medicines Regulatory Agency · we made it up
Both guarantees, signed by both founders, in every agreement.
Joe Garbutt · CEO
Jude Cornish · CCO
05What you walk away with
What you walk away with.
The kit on this page. Then the call if you want us to run the deadline ads.
The clause
In every quote that will still be open in March.
The email and angles
Ready the same afternoon.
The 30-min autopsy
Your numbers, where the leads leak, and an honest prescription. If we are not the cure, we say so.
06Patient information leaflet
- Q01
Is this legal advice?
No. It is a clause to take to your accountant. The date is public.
- Q02
Will you scare my customers?
The kit does not. A fake countdown would. We do not write those.
- Q03
Do you email me the PDF?
No. It unlocks here.
07The ask
Your details. Then it unlocks. Then book the 30-min autopsy.
One question at a time. The sample is locked to this page. After your details it opens here — we do not email it — and the calendar is the next step, for everyone.
Question 1 of 4
What do you install?
Pick the main one. It decides which concepts, kit or report we unlock.
Is your area still open? A few installers per area.
Five quick questions, then pick a time with Ben. Thirty minutes on where you're losing sales, and what we'd run instead.
✓£2,000 to start, then nothing until your first deal.